6/20/2025
Happy Summer,
Far less than one percent of us have lived a life like Donald Trump. We were not born with silver spoons in our mouths. If I spill milk, I don’t cry. I wipe it up. Donald Trump, on the other hand, lived in a situation where he would not only sob and throw a tantrum, he did not have to clean up his own mess. A nanny from another room would hear him wailing, then she would come rushing in to wipe up his mess.
I’m not going to lie. I thought Donald Trump was a good entertainer. I liked him on The Apprentice. I never liked Neocons, though. Until this very day, I’m upset that no heads rolled from the Pentagon about their role in attacking the World Trade Center. They also flew a missile into an accounting office at the Pentagon. The FBI seized around seventy-five cameras in the surrounding area. It’s been more than twenty-four years, and they could’ve released the footage to the public. There was no wreckage there. No fuselage. No wings. Nothing that looked like an airplane wreck. They actually doctored one video to make it look like a plane wrecked into a Pentagon wall, but it was poorly done. If they wanted to clear themselves of wrongdoing, they could’ve released the surveillance footage of the seventy-five cameras they seized. The Pentagon is one of the most heavily filmed places on Earth. The public deserves clarity and closure. If it was a jumbo jet, we would’ve seen it by now. But Neocons created a false flag operation, and we still live with the residue.
George W Bush, son of a Neocon, was in the White House from 2001 until 2009. A week ago, we had No Kings Day protests across the country. In America, we traditionally do not like kings. Why? Well, we might be ruled by a crazy one, or a ruthless one. We’re stuck with the person as long as they’re alive. King George III was known to be crazy. Somehow, people in the United States stopped giving a fuck. George HW Bush was an unsuccessful one-termer in the nineties, then his son ran and won. It’s not the same succession as a regular monarchy, but it’s as close as it comes. Then, another fuckin’ Bush decided to run. We already had two unsuccessful Bush presidents, and they wanted to ram a third one down our throats? This was nepotism in its most psychotic forms, and something had to be done to keep Jeb from the White House!
Enter our would-be hero from a reality show, Donald Trump!
As the Bush family tried to monopolize power in the Republican party, the Democrats did the same with the Clintons. If Hillary had her way, she would’ve beat Trump in 2016, stayed in DC for a couple of terms, and Chelsea would be four months into her job as president right now. The nepotism had to end.
America went along with the reality show host of The Apprentice. People played along, and they acted like he actually knew what he was doing. From coast to coast, our entire country was a giant reality show. The truth was that the alternative was to have the Bush or Clinton family running everything. As the media reported it, the populous was too “fatigued” to handle them. There was a major problem with having a reality star in the oval office, though. Keep in mind, Trump was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and truly doesn’t understand how ordinary people live. The problem was that he was delusional. His “real” businesses were failures, but his “reality show” operation was artificially inflated so it provided the appearance that he knew what he was doing whenever he said, “You’re fired.”
I’m including a few clips of wrestlers on this page. People say wrestling is fake. Well, it’s scripted most the time, but it’s not always fake. When Jerry Lawler slapped the shit out of Andy Kaufman, that was real. When “Dr D” David Shultz beat the shit out of John Stossel, that was real. When Donald Trump decked Vince McMahon? Well, that was actually more on the fake side, but that’s my point. Donald Trump has been surrounded by phoniness his whole life. From the nanny who would cater to him without telling him what brat he was, or Vince McMahon who started crying that he was being humiliated while Trump shaved his head, or the actors who took “you’re fired” lying down. Donald Trump has not lived in the same reality as everyone else.
Thousands of Trump tantrums have been thrown, predominantly with him using social media. Here’s why I believe we’re in trouble on planet Earth. I don’t believe it’s an act. We’ve seen many Hollywood actors go into character, then step out. They know what they’re doing. Trump, on the other hand, does not believe people think he stinks at being a politician. He planned for 250,000 people to see him last week for his birthday parade. Sadly for him, about 10,000 people showed up. Instead of saying, “Wow! Maybe I’m doing something wrong,” his reaction is to ream out Hegseth for things not turning out to his liking. America became fed up with this petulant man-child, and they had counter-protests in more than two thousand locations with more than five million people.
There are many, many reasons I believe Donald Trump is a total loser, but the main one crystallized in my mind these past couple of days. It hasn’t even been a full week since Trump’s disastrous parade. He thinks Fox News is his personal propaganda arm. Fox News released polls showing horrible numbers for Trump. Let’s think about what an upstanding leader might consider…
- Hey. These are my friends at Fox News, and I ought to listen to them. It’s time to go back to the drawing board and create a better version of myself.
- Wow! I suppose there’s something to the No Kings Day protests! There sure is a lot of dissatisfaction out there! I’ll consult my cabinet and we can start working on better solutions for America’s problems.
- I realize the poll numbers are low, and maybe they should be. I am a wise man, though, and my programs are going to work. It just takes time. When the programs work, the polls will be back up, and everything will turn out fine.
Trump does not know how to take the hint, though. The No Kings Day protests were a sign of a job poorly done. The Fox News polls were not an aberration. Quinnipiac and CNN said the same thing, if not worse. Do you know what his reaction was? He started whining that Fox News was really not on his side, and their pollsters weren’t credible. This guy is a psycho, and with the tensions building in the Middle East, it’s a scary time to be alive …
— Captain Grifter
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